Custom PDF templates

Powerpoint Quirks

 * so powerpoint exports shit pdfs on its own, they look like SHIT. This is the best way I could find to do it.
 * need to print to cute PDF first, but it has margins http://www.cutepdf.com/products/cutepdf/writer.asp
 * to crop margins, use http://www.pdfscissors.com/ (must have latest version of java)
 * once this is done, you have a nice-looking pdf with images that aren't full of artifacts
 * powerpoint only supports one color for hyperlinks http://answers.microsoft.com/en-us/office/forum/office_2010-powerpoint/powerpoint-2010-how-do-i-get-different-colour/e1eab203-0bd8-4435-81c7-7cde1a8218c5?msgId=56d84764-af1b-4f0b-899d-8ecad5dfda7b

Videos in Powerpoint
http://www.labnol.org/software/insert-youtube-video-in-powerpoint-presentations/5393/

They piss me off.